♪ chappelle's show ♪ chappelle's show ♪ ow! ♪ whoo-hoo-hoo! ♪ whoo-hoo! ♪ yeah, yeah. [♪...] let's start the show. [♪...] man: ladies and gentlemen, dave chappelle! dave: hey. what? oh, snap, oh. thanks, y'all, thanks, y'all. welcome, everybody. welcome to chappelle's show. welcome, man. thanks for coming out tonight, y'all. you know, i almost was afraid no one would be here. i had a conversation that upset me where a dude said my show was offensive to black people. normally, that doesn't bother me, but he was white. so it freaked me out that much more. [laughter] he had me thinking for a second, "word, nigg...?" but he might have a point. i'm not gonna discount him just because he was white.